The recent India Australia one day series has been more in the news for the ‘wrong’ reasons that the right ones. But first the cricket and my disclaimer – Australia was and still is the better cricket team. Nobody in their right mind would contest that. But what that title has brought with it remains to be examined.

Sreesanth’s tomfoolery and Mumbai / Baroda crowd antics have got Australia’s goat and they are screaming “racism, racism” louder than Nelson Mandela and Desmond Tutu !!
I would say it is a clear case of the kettle calling the pot black, or rather ‘Ulta Chor Kotwaal Ko Daante’. Have these guys forgotten Darren Lehmann who called Sri Lankans as Black C***s on the field ?? Have these guys forgotten how often their sledging gets personal ?? Remember Glenn McGrath taunting Ramnaresh Sarwan and Saurav Ganguly? Remember Michael Slater taking it out on Dravid?

C’mon Aussie – just because someone turned the heat back on you – and gave you a piece of your own medicine, you’ve turned overnight into Sisters from the Missionaries of Charity !!

Symonds, the man at the centre of this all had this to say at the start of the series… “Something has been sparked inside of me, watching them carry on over the last few days,. We have had a very successful side and I think watching how we celebrate and how they celebrate, I think we have been pretty humble in the way we have gone about it.”

“And personally, I think they have got far too carried away with their celebrations. It has definitely sparked passion inside of us. It has certainly spiced it up as well.”

Humble?? My fuckin ass !!! I’d like to shove some memory pills down his throat to remind them of what they did to Sharad Pawar after winning the Champions Trophy. Or of their own celebrations when they returned to Sydney after winning the World Cup.

I used to think of you as a champion side, a side full of sportsmen – not anymore, you’re just another bunch of bigoted, racist, full of yourselves white boys masquerading as ambassadors for the sport. Sorry, we do not want ambassadors like you. We’d rather have more Sachin Tendulkars and Rahul Dravids – not because they are one of the best cricketers, but simply because they are one of the nicest human beings you’ll meet on a cricket field. Sport needs them – not you

Haalli Padu Ki Nahi Ha Prashna Padto Mala
Haalli Padu Ki Nahi Ha Prashna Padto Malaa……
Pan Padtana matra Bhanach Rahat nahi mala…..
Padlya Nanter Mitra Mhantat Sheeee Padlas kiti Ghan…..
Ani Mag Mala Athavate Kalchi Kobi chi Bhaji hoti Kiti Chaan…….

Ani Mag Suru Hoto Athvani-nich Pravas….
Ti Kobi Chi Bhaji,
To Flower cha suvaas…..

Khupach Chaan ani
Khupach Chaan…………………

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
- George CarlinAh, yes, “divorce”, from the Latin word meaning “to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.”
- Robin Williams                                                                                     

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was, “You’ll never find anyone like me again!’ I’m thinking, “I should hope not! If I don’t want you, why would I want someone like you?”
- Larry Miller

Did you know that there is a system in our constitution, as per the
1969 act, in section “49-O” that a person can go to the polling
booth, confirm his identity, get his finger marked and convey the
presiding election officer that he doesn’t want to vote anyone! Yes such a feature is available, but obviously these seemingly
notorious leaders have never disclosed it. This is called “49-O”.

Why should you go and say “I VOTE NOBODY”… because, in a ward, if
a candidate wins, say by 123 votes, and that particular ward has
received “49-O” votes more than 123, then that polling will be
cancelled and will have to be re-polled. Not only that, but the
candidature of the contestants will be removed and they cannot
contest the re-polling, since people had already expressed their
decision on them. This would bring fear into parties and hence look
for genuine candidates for their parties for election. This would
change the way, of our whole political system… it is seemingly
surprising why the election commission has not revealed such a
feature to the public….

Please spread this news to as many as you know… Seems to be a
wonderful weapon against corrupt parties in India… show your
power, expressing your desire not to vote for anybody, is even more
powerful than voting… so don’t miss your chance. So either vote,
or vote not to vote (vote 49-O) and pass this info on…

A man is driving down the road and his car breaks down near a monastery.

He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and Says,

“My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?”

The Monks graciously accept him, feeds him dinner, and even fixes his car.

As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange Sound.

A sound not like anything he’s ever heard before!

The Sirens that nearly seduced Odysseus into crashing his ship comes to his mind.

He doesn’t sleep that night.

He tosses and turns trying to figure out what could possibly be making such a seductive sound.

The next morning, he asks the Monks what the sound was,

but they say,”We can’t tell you. You’re not a Monk.”

Distraught, the man is forced to leave.
Years later, after never being able to forget that sound,

the man goes back to the monastery and Pleads for the answer again.

The Monks reply, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a Monk.”

The man says, “If the only way I can find out

what Is making that beautiful sound is to become a Monk,

Then please, make me a Monk.”!

The Monks reply,

“You must travel the earth and tell us

how many blades of grass there are

and the exact number of grains of sand.

When you find these Answers,

you will have become a Monk.”

The man sets about his task.
After years of searching he returns

as a gray haired old man and knocks on the door of the Monastery.

A Monk answers.

He is taken before a gathering of all the Monks.

“In my quest to find what makes that beautiful Sound,

I traveled the earth and have found what you asked for:

By design, the world is in a state of perpetual change.

Only God knows what you ask.

All a man can know is himself, and only then if!

He is honest and reflective and willing to strip away self deception.”

The Monks reply, “Congratulations.

You have become A Monk.

We shall now show you the way to the Mystery of the sacred sound.”

The Monks lead the man to a wooden door,

where The head monk says,

“The sound is beyond that Door.”

The Monks give him the key, and he opens the door.

Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone.

The man is given the key to the stone door and he Opens it,

only to find a door made of ruby.

And so it went that he needed keys to doors of Emerald, pearl and diamond.

Finally, they come to a door made of solid Gold.

The sound has become very clear and definite.

The Monks say, “This is the Last key to the last door.”

The man is apprehensive to no end.

His life’s Wish is behind that door!

With trembling hands, he unlocks the door,

Turns the knob, and slowly pushes the door open.

Falling to his knees, he is utterly amazed

to discover the source of that haunting

And seductive sound……

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But I can’t tell you what it is…..you’re not a Monk.

dont b mad guys, ifelt the same when i read this.

) If your dog is barking at the back door and your
wife yelling at the frontdoor,

who do you let in first?

The Dog of course…at least he’ll shut up after u
let him in!

2) God may have created man before woman,

but there’s always a rough draft before the masterpiece …

3) My wife ran after the garbage truck, yelling, “Am I too
late for the garbage?”

Following her down the street I yelled, “No, jump in.”

4) When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of one thing :

either the car is new or the wife.

5) When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows
why.

When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone
wonders why.

6) Men have a better time than women; for one thing,
they marry later;for another thing, they die earlier.

7) A psychiatrist is a person who will give you
expensive answers that your
wife will give you for free